Sea Girt

A small town on the Jersey Shore between affluent Spring Lake and middle-class Manasquan where everybody in the town knows each other and people always say hello to random people who they don't even know. Sea Girt keeps the bennies from North Jersey and New York out by charging an arm and a leg for beach badges and the town does not have any hotels. The only way to get on that beach is if you live there or if you have "connections" with people that do. 44% of the residents are Irish, and everybody there goes to Sunday Mass at St. Marks. Sea Girt is also known for its attractive ladies. Most houses in Sea Girt are over $1 dollars. The town is divided by the east and west side of the railroad tracks. The west side has capes and ranches and smaller lots, but they are always stickin' it to the rich snobs from the easties.

"We be representin' Sea Girt"
"Those girtheads never get off that damn beach"
"Represent the west side"
"West Side pride, baby"
"Im from the Easties"

by Girthead January 25, 2009

gerth

penis, cock, dick, man meat, love lenth

shit i need to get the gerth out

by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005

Garth

1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.

1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.

by ThE_WiLkStA April 14, 2006

girlhole

the place i stick my meat torpedo in.

i want to ram my cock in your wet girlhole

by r00t December 27, 2003

Garthish

Acting Like a pedophile. Enjoying to rub other people's shoulders in a homosexual manner

Wow Bill is being quit garthish today

by T Bagginz April 2, 2009

girlhood shit

Activities, keepsakes or strong memories from a female's childhood days; not to be confused with boyhood shit and its long-standing relationships with Power Ranger marathons or excessively annoying 3 a.m. back-to-back turntable sessions of Hawaii Five-0 and A-Team theme songs covered by groups with names like, "Hungover Forever Love Mister Man"

The coed finally gathered courage and ripped open the faded box her mother sent her after she'd moved to the Big Apple. It held most sacred girlhood shit, her's and that of departed same-gender ancestors: Barbie fashion plates, cleverly concealing in their epic template compartment a sad, unused contraceptive fossil. (But, the coed mused, perhaps "The Sponge" qualified more as old school twenty-something shit.) Other artifacts she discovered made her long to have lived out her own meh surrounded-by-shit girlhood during colonial times, especially the gray-green potions and brittle, moldy, black bottled herbs of her witchy predecessors. Perhaps girlhood wasn't such shit after all.

by savedbyfacebutmostlyface February 6, 2013

Garth brooks

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley

king of country Garth brooks

by dkkong69 March 31, 2009