goonatic

one who subscribes to the unconventional on a daily basis; one who's behavior is always a mystery, as well as, a delight to the beholder.

When Socks slept on the boxes of crackers he was a true goonatic. Not he only thing that was crackers!

by the old bear February 4, 2010

Goonbag Range

Any movement, theory, or collective promoting: good vibes, versatility and unity. The range is limitless.

Out to my Goonbag Range

by KAANIJ July 23, 2011

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

Goonblin

A goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

The smaller spawn of this creature is a weeblin.

We all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don't reproduce, ever.

Did you see those damn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

Hey goonblin pick me up so I can get an apple.

Chronic Collective is a rap band with two goonblins.

by TheYOUNGwizard February 22, 2014

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 7, 2015

Goonass

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017

goon scrap

An altercation of many goons over a dumb ting

I was at the duke's crib till some beans wanted to start a goon scrap.

by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017