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Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent
Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy
by Bingull February 18, 2023
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Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.
"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."
by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010
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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011
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Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013
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woman's gravy

her woman's gravy tasted great when I went down on her!
by fUAD mUFFY November 9, 2014
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The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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