Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet

Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.

by Avetso December 1, 2019

Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.

Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!

by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013

Garrett

A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food

Wow Pedro is such a Garrett!

by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018

Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.

Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!

by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016

Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017

Garrett

Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.

Garrett is fucking retarded

by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019

Garrett

A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’s like 8000% magnification. He’s also trash at video games and plays fortnite and apex

Garrett is so blind he couldn’t even see something right in front of him

by Tylard March 28, 2019