by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018
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Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
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The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.
by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017
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Garrett is fucking retarded
by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019
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by Tylard March 28, 2019
Get the Garrett mug.A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.
Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.
Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.
by Lord awesomeness November 29, 2018
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Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.
by Jeffybboy December 7, 2013
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