Gardiner

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.

Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.

by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 11, 2009

Gardini

Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.

He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.

by JMSU July 10, 2019

garden city girls

Girls from Garden City, Long Island that are really hot and have great bods and sick ass cars. "Daddy's girls", a few have trust funds. They get into fights alot and cause alot of drama too. They like football and lacrosse players and love to party... HARD.

Garden city girls are hot and bitches

by LO/LC November 29, 2005

garden city

Really rich town in Long Island, NY. Very preppy and all of the kids there are freakishly good at lax.

He's from Garden City, so he's hot and good at lax

by GClax May 13, 2005

Olive Garden

An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.

If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.

Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!

Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?

Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden

Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?

Tom- Where at?

Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden

Tom- You faggot

by icecreamdinner July 24, 2009

Gardner Edgerton Highschool

This is a school in the middle of no where. This place is filled with extremely ugly hoes who can't seem to keep their legs closed. This school is also known for extremely poor education and letting the children do drugs.

Person who doenst goto GEHS- Hey bro what school do you go to?
Person who goes to GEHS- Gardner Edgerton Highschool :(
Person who doesn't goto GEHS- Ew that's nasty. Are the girls even cute there?
Person who goes to GEHS- only one but she's hard to get. The rest are only good for sex and that's it.

by Chickensweat June 27, 2017

Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007