1 definition by icecreamdinner
An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
by icecreamdinner July 24, 2009