gargle

Upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. Drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone - depending on context.

He gargled = He died
I gargled him = I killed him
Gargle, you SOB! = Die, you SOB!

by Annihilator-tPW October 28, 2013

golden gargle

When you or someone gargles piss.

I was caught in a abortion clinic dumpster giving this bum a golden gargle.

by golden_gargler October 5, 2005

gargle

this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.

Spit or Swallow? Gargle!

by vojtart April 27, 2006

garbledygook

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

by xeagar August 8, 2007

Butt Gargle

The act of pouring water into someone's butt, they fart it into your mouth and you gargle and spit it out

Hey guys, before we go out tonight let's do a few butt gargles to freshen up!

by Shnerv July 18, 2017

john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

by jp :) June 5, 2009

spivs and gamblers

spivs and gamblers: Those who take speculative and risky decisions with other people's money for short term financial gain for themselves at the expense of long term benefit of the public at large or the customers who's money they deal with , with likely impact on the jobs and livelyhood of many are at risk as a result .

spivs and gamblers: Did not risky actions brought about the collapse of world financial system in 2007 and 2008 and have they learned anything from its collapse and the rescue with the tax payers's money?

by ssup September 29, 2010