Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

Built like the gable end o' a fiver

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.

Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver

by Cami Campbell March 4, 2017

gibble tits

Pernounced as Jibble Tits, a nickname use for the character gibraltar from the popular game Apex Legends

Awwww fuck, I got stuck with gibble tits

by Lordkeltic April 22, 2020

Gobble Gobble Bitch

Insult to people who are fat.... like a turkey

Me: Gobble Gobble Bitch!
Fat Bitch: Fuck off Steven!

by NightHawkx69 November 11, 2009

Gamblewaffler

When someone sticks a waffle in their butt and goes to play the slot machines at a Casino.

"Sir, you will have to remove that waffle from your butt immediately, there is no Gamblewafflers allowed here."

by K-Knob November 17, 2009

rawdog gamble

Consciously not wearing a condom or employing other forms of birth control after assessing a woman's socioeconomic status or otherwise extremely hot natural assets.

yeah, she probably isn't the brightest but her fam is loaded.. she's worth a rawdog gamble.

by lovabledouche May 27, 2014

Gibble

1. (verb) An action in a pinball game where the ball repeatedly comes in contact with the tips of the flippers, which may result in a save or loss of the ball.

That kid isn't a pinball wizard or anything, but I've never seen someone gibble so much and stay alive.

by Malaprop September 10, 2011