glube

glubing is when you use some form of glue as a masturbation or sexual lubricant.

yo, fetch the rubber cement, I'm gonna glube myself up

by hitler! June 14, 2003

goldbricker

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.

Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.

by Beretta May 16, 2006

Goldblum

To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.

Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.

by Chris Dolmeph June 18, 2018

golby

The hottest, sexiest, most fuckable, retard of all time. Has a weird wink twitch, and dances my flapping the arms/wings they imagine they have, has a classic perfect pussy, with the body of a stripper... but the ones you see in movies... not reality,. yuck... her eyes are that of the most ridiculously retarded gooby face.

fuck that stupid golby till shes dead

by TheDefinitionOfShea April 1, 2015

goldbubbly

Goldbubbly is a word that means "Republican Whore of Babylon" but is intended to sound cute and innocent.

That goldbubbly probably has crabs. Do not hit it.

by KosmikKrazyKat February 26, 2005

glube

To use up the last of the toilet paper, coffee, water in the cooler, etc. and not replace it. This usually happens(but is not limited to) and office setting or where a group of people are participating as a team.

Dave, did you glube the coffee again? You were the last guy to get some and now the damn thing is empty.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. The Third February 19, 2010

glubbering

it's like blubbering, but with a gleh.

Girl A: This lesson is so boring.
Girl B: I know. -They both sit there glubbering-

Girl H: The drama just ended... what do I do with my life? -glubbers on the ground, or in her chair-

by Jellippy October 30, 2013