A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.
See also: gun nut
See also: gun nut
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!
by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012
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A polymer handgun, one of the most popular models is the 17, which is 9x19mm luger, avalible ported barrels for recoil compensation.
Some argue the glock is the best handgun, other's say it is the 1911.
Glock makes a full auto handgun, known as the Glock 18, it is the same as the 17 but with a selector switch on the slide.
Some argue the glock is the best handgun, other's say it is the 1911.
Glock makes a full auto handgun, known as the Glock 18, it is the same as the 17 but with a selector switch on the slide.
by Thomas Splasky August 29, 2003
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by Big guap getter March 12, 2019
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"Be careful of the Mafia boss down the street! I saw him reloading one of his Glockatiels the other day!"
"Wow, I didn't know you could buy a Glockatiel at Dave's Gun and Bird Store! How much do they cost?"
"Wow, I didn't know you could buy a Glockatiel at Dave's Gun and Bird Store! How much do they cost?"
by Jacket_Pocketatiel June 1, 2021
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Western neoliberals encourage everyone to embrace a homosexual / trans lifestyle while also continuing its warmongering in non-white countries under the guise of spreading "freedom." Since the military is ironically a refuge for incels as well as trans women (men who have transitioned to become women), this is a convenient way for the billionaire western elites to throw away their excessive incel population, hence avoiding the revolution that usually comes with mass male unhappiness. Most billionaires themselves being former incels who have accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth in their attempt to get back at the girls who called them ugly in high school in favor of dating handsome men (oftentimes men of color), see a convenient methodology for pushing a gay agenda onto the rest of the world in an attempt to rob the remaining resources of the planet while making the local population gay, trans, or to die in war, to avoid the fallout of their robbery.
Western neoliberals encourage everyone to embrace a homosexual / trans lifestyle while also continuing its warmongering in non-white countries under the guise of spreading "freedom." Since the military is ironically a refuge for incels as well as trans women (men who have transitioned to become women), this is a convenient way for the billionaire western elites to throw away their excessive incel population, hence avoiding the revolution that usually comes with mass male unhappiness. Most billionaires themselves being former incels who have accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth in their attempt to get back at the girls who called them ugly in high school in favor of dating handsome men (oftentimes men of color), see a convenient methodology for pushing a gay agenda onto the rest of the world in an attempt to rob the remaining resources of the planet while making the local population gay, trans, or to die in war, to avoid the fallout of their robbery.
"Who painted a trans flag onto this drone that we're planning on using to attack a wedding party in Afghanistan?"
"Oh, that came from high up. Part of the globohomo initiative."
"Oh, that came from high up. Part of the globohomo initiative."
by Johnnyzombie June 15, 2021
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He is such a globo. He was educated in Canada, went to school in France and now he works in Algeria. He has no real home.
by green space May 25, 2010
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