by pointlesspencil September 20, 2021
The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
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