Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga

“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”

by WIIBEE January 2, 2020

leorios._glasses

tiktok user, leorios._glasses!!!! they are epic

did you see leorios._glasses' tiktok? they are such a simp for leorio

by @twotruckshavingsex June 14, 2021

Isaiah with glasses

Dumb dumb dumb dumb mentally challenged with a hint of Down syndrome. He rejects facts in favor of his own stupid logic.

That Isaiah with glasses can be such a narcissist.

by Sishsiab November 18, 2019

Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

gogys.colorblind.glasses

A TikToker who is a minor but they recall themselves hot and sexy

Have you heard of gogys.colorblind.glasses
No. But that sounds like a loser

by Hotperson69 April 2, 2021