petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

Xagi Grape & Mint

A Xagi Grape & Mint (aka Xagi) is a Shisha mix consisting of exactly 78.9% of grape and 21.1 % of atomic mint.

It is exclusive to Ali Baba coffee shop and Shisha lounge. When smoked the Shisha extracts the correct amount of thick smoke. Leaving your head in a Man Fucking Like condition .

Regular walks in

Can I have one of your finest Xagi Grape & Mint.

This is the most sought after flavour only available to The Man Fucking Like elite. Only available at Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge.

by Manfuckinlike June 8, 2019

fox grape

Fox Balls or what you call someone when you want to insult someone with teachers around

Alex-“You know what Johnny you’re some Fox grapes”

Johnny-“ WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN”

by Please work already October 13, 2019

Big Grapes

Another word for a dude that's got a big dick and an even LARGER sack. Hence Big Grapes. This dude is never afraid to use his grapes to his advantage during a fight. Plausible names for someone that has Big Grapes or Big Grape energy would be; Kevin, Chad, Chester, or Jonathan.

You see that dude Kevin? He's got some Big Grapes.

Ayyy, whaddup Big Grapes!

by chuckie117 December 7, 2020

Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.

Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

by Gingervicious May 3, 2015

i fuxx wit grape swishers

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.

steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

by 420fishstick June 12, 2018

grapefruit

A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.

You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

by the.produce.aisle December 30, 2008