thelonious funk

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

by macNchee April 22, 2014

Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

p funk

A Parliament Cigarette

"Yo, lemme get a P Funk."

by Dr. Ladd July 7, 2005

P- Funk

Parliament light cigg.

I smoke P-Funks

by Lauren and Marisa November 10, 2003

Funk you

the way to say fuck you when you have old churchy type ladies around

"funk you!"

by BillBo Bongins October 16, 2008

Da Funk

Song by Daft Punk from the Homework album that has you bobbing your head for the entire song.

Did you see the video for Da Funk? That was RAD!

by Teven Styler April 15, 2005