functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

funnt

noun; a fun time

The party this Saturday is gonna be such a funnt !

by Cahlowee March 17, 2009

Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

functivity

A fun activity that one might do with friends (or a practical joke on a coworker)

That looks like a functivity.

by Skylar Fun May 2, 2008

funog

Funog is when water gets into your snorkle while snorkling, usually because of rough waves or lack of skill.

I was diving in the Key West reef, but I kept getting funogged because of the chop.

by JadeNguyen March 5, 2009

funktatious

A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be used in both positive and negative observations.

Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)

by halco October 13, 2009

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010