Floss

A dance move that involves your arms moving left then right

WHOA! look at sid doing the floss

by savagwcabbage February 16, 2018

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

Emily foss

A cumdumpster. A run of the mill slut with genital herpes. An ugly bitch that I wouldn't fuck with someone else's dick.

Joe: Hey, you know Emily foss? You gonna ask her to the dance?
Eli: Hell nah nigga, that bitch gave me herpes

by Therealeli69 January 30, 2017

flossin

When you "floss" something you show it for other ppl, often the other sex.

I'm flossin my Ice so i can bang that babe

by Kazi May 1, 2002

fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.

I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.

by hi I am a pickle slapper April 26, 2010

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005