Franklin Lakes

When you're from Franklin Lakes, everyone in New Jersey knows about your town.

You know you’re from Franklin Lakes when:
- You go to the Dunkin Donuts after school at FAMS
- You have been to the Indian Trail Club at least sometime in your life
- Most of your shopping is done at the Market Basket
- You attend MBS only on Easter and Christmas (only if you’re Catholic)
- Seeing Phil Simms around town is a normal thing
- You have gotten hit on / talked to the guy at the Citgo Station at least once in your life (RIP to the legend)
- You know the Lukoil in town in the place to get underage tobacco products
- People from other towns are obsessed with your house
- In addition to owning a huge house in town, you also own a vacation home at the Jersey Shore
- If you went to FAMS, you had Ms. Wulster for Phys. Ed. some point in your time there
- The majority of the kids who go to FAMS end up going to a private high school versus going to Indian Hills or Ramapo
- The majority of the moms drive a Tahoe or an Escalade
- You have a hard time deciding which of the 3 pizza places in town to order from
- Bagel Nosh is your go to breakfast place
- The Bar / Bat Mitzvah’s are more extravagant than the average wedding
- You tell people Michael Jackson lived here
- Every kid played for the “War Eagles” growing up, whether it was baseball, football, or basketball

"Yo man you know where I can get a tin?"
"Have you tried the Franklin Lakes Lukoil?"

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow October 21, 2018

Franciny

This person will change your life. She is the most admiring friend you can have. She will always be that person you can go to with everything and not have to worry about being judged. She's a hustler and a wifey that men crave. But don't take her for granted, once you do her wrong she will never look at you the same. She will for sure forgive but never forget. She's an amazing mom and will do anything for her kid. Let's not forget how emotional she can get even off of a chick flick so don't show her anything sentimental. Take her for a drink and you will have the best time of your life.

"Babyyyeee it's Franciny"

by callmeyasmin January 30, 2020

fratter

A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.

An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.

by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020

Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.

Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch

by pdart603 April 13, 2021

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

San Francisco White Fish

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020

Frank Jameson

Dope ass dude from Michigan who is wrongfully smeared as a mental defective by Lawrence Albert Connor. Frank also grows his own pot, and has a rapping career.

“Did you see Frank Jameson’s livestream? He gave shout out to Big Black Nigga Balls HD!”

by rahal July 29, 2020