Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021

Cock Fondler

One Who Fondles Cocks

Feck off Yee Cock Fondler Bastard!

by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021

Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks

Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022

Rodent fondler

Donald trump favorite hobbie

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.

by butterballz August 17, 2022

Buttlebop fondleberry

Buttlebop fondleberry is a fucking legend. He will not only help you to kiss your bellybutton, but he will also tickle your nostrils. What an absolute kingpin. God damn.

Person 1: aw man, I wish there someone who can tickle my nostrils and kiss my bellybutton.
Buttlebop fondleberry: Look behind you baby boy *smirks and wonks*

by Klerkyboy October 20, 2024

The foiler

Your friend of the group that's constantly asking you if you have foil they can smoke off of.

Dude shut up why are you always being the foiler or foiling bring your own next time.

Someone dressed in tin foil on Halloween

First person:Did you see the foiler

Second person:Who
First person:That guy walking up and down the road looking for a piece of tin foil

by NonyaFukinBizz December 4, 2024