Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

passively flexing

flexing, but the person who is flexing is doing it is unaware that they are flexing

Person 1: Yeah, I have a $4500 PC. It has a 3090 in it.
Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.

by Ding dong, the bitch is dead! November 3, 2021

coordinated flex

Flexing done prepared, not just out of the blue. Originated from Lil Tay's flexing, and the opposite of uncoordinated flex in which people flex at anytime anywhere.

Lil Tay's been doing a coordinated flex, it's revealed she's not rich.

by FL4ym3Burn June 13, 2018

Flex or fold

The act of “putting your money where your mouth is” by rising to the occasion or backing down. Much like “nut up or shut up”, it is a challenge to someone who has said that they would do something to show strength—usually an aggressive or bold course of action. It is frequently an ultimatum to call someone’s bluff after they’ve been running off at the mouth about what they could or would do in any given situation. The term is used to shut down foolish declarations made by wanna-be types who have something to prove to themselves and others, but they often lack the ability to follow through.

Girl #1: “If Karly tries to step to me, she can catch these hands!”

Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”

Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”

Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”

Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”

(After mean-mugging Girl #1)

Karly: “That’s what I thought.”

by Gemini Grammarian February 4, 2022

flex value

The extent to which an item may be used to flex on others

Yo them chains got mad flex value

by Protegent December 2, 2017

Flex Fraud

Where a "flexer" uses someone else's flex power and pass it off as their own therefore committing Flex Fraud

Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?

by FadingSins January 18, 2020

Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).

Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.

by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020