flashing 12

A “Flashing 12” is a person with no technical inclinations' inept in all things technological. The name comes from the fact that when you walk into their house their VCR is Flashing 12:00, because they can not figure out how to program it.

I could have got a lot more done at work today but that flashing 12 from the finance dept kept interupting me with silly questions about operating her iPod.

by RebellionDog October 27, 2005

Flashbacks

When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.

Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"

by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake September 4, 2005

Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.

Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic

by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

flagshipped

To be thoroughly screwed over in a laughable way by the incompetent design in an online game, usually specific to games developed by Flagship Studios. The origin of the term is from the game Hellgate: London, and the seemingly impossible number of major design disasters it contained.

victim: I've killed 65535 demons and now whenever I kill a demon my character gets stuck and I have to relog to continue playing!
troll: lol, flagshipped!

victim: I traded for an item with another player and I lost 1.7 million palladium as the game truncated my money at 9,999,999!
troll: ahaha, flagshipped!

victim: I paid $150 for a lifetime subscription as it would include special event quests and items for holidays, but the biggest holiday there is, Christmas, had none!
troll: Flagshipped!

victim: I just had a cool unique item drop from the boss I killed, but the item says "subscriber only"? Wtf is this, shareware loot? I can't even trade it to a subscriber!
troll: Yep, you got flagshipped.

victim: I unsubscribed recently, but now I'm stuck with the subscriber transmogrifier cube item taking up a lot of space in my inventory that I can't use and I can't drop or destroy!
troll: That's what you get for paying to be flagshipped.

by Kral2 January 9, 2009

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

Flash Kegger

A spontaneous random occurrence including a multitude of raging party fanatics ready to consume a mass of alcoholic beverages, Mainly consisting of kegs, also acceptable with: Liquor, in a short span of time limited "1-4" hours.

Dude the first "Flash Kegger." ever happened at apt>214 on June 17/18th 2009 and lasted from 10pm-2Am. But it was the most Damn OfF tha HeEzIe PaRtY EvERA... BITch . ..............................Just Do It.........................................

by jswy, gordo June 18, 2009