Flabergasticles

Shoes with pockets made in them

Why don't you put your pencil in those flabergasticles?

by TurtlesAndTwilight299 December 12, 2011

Fladell

To waddle quickly.

The penguin fladelled away from the seal quickly.

by ilovepenguins November 27, 2012

Fanecdote

A short, humorous story directly relating to the female genitalia. Formed by a portmanteau of the words anecdote and fanny.

If I had ten pence for every time she's told the fanecdote about her clit ring and the industrial magnet I'd have £2.40.

by Zipp Von Faffenritter December 20, 2012

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

Fladenwichser

(Fla-denVik-ser)

Translated from German to "Flatbread Wanker", this word defines a person who masturbates with flatbread.

Look at Timmy over there, he's such a Fladenwichser

by Tacolover1999 October 13, 2015

flabernasty

The act of food looking good but tastes nasty

That cake was flabernasty

by aklrghgfhtrfdrsgrtfd August 5, 2016

Flaberous

The act of being so disgustingly and appallingly huge/fat that it retards any normal action you attempt to do

Stacy is such a flaberous cow

by rectum ruiner May 26, 2016