Flaming lion

When you spray aerosol around your dick and set it alight then fuck her till the flames go out.

him: hey babe! have you ever seen a flaming lion?
her: no whats that?
him: watch this "flicks cap off of axe body spray"

by Senser. October 6, 2022

Flaming tornado

A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.

I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!

by HelicopterLover9999 April 12, 2023

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009