Farkel

Another name for cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some Farkel."

by WASSUPandy February 11, 2010

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fiarrhea

liquid shit coming out of the anus hole in a fire like state..burning the anus hole as it is excreted

....<dude... i iust had fiarrhea...>
....<dude...owwwwch>

by aLi and cYnThiA February 21, 2008

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1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

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"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com

Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.

by Mackintire April 5, 2008

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fark

What you say when you don't wanna say fuck.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!

Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!

by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 26, 2007

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