Ferret

A weasellike, usually albino mammal
or
a small dizzy smiley blonde from somerset...often to be found with a hayner

yeah i pulled a ferret on friday night and my mate got a hayner

by tclub August 20, 2003

Ferret

A strange and dangerous male who may pose a threat to small children, particularly due to his diminuative stature. So named after the original "Ferret", 3 times paedophile "Mr.S.Meechan", codename Stuart.

stay clear of the ferret! ferret ferret ferret

by raphael de ridder January 5, 2008

Ferret

A mowhawk that looks like a ferret.

Kristinia- DID YOU SEE RYAN'S NEW HAIR CUT? IT'S A FERRET!

Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.

by Ferretqueer April 26, 2010

Ferretdonia

Established in 1999, Ferretdonia is made up of what used to be Texas and Mexico. King Anferny I is planning a revolution and depends on being sucessful, thus forming the Nation of Ferretdonia. Laws will be lax compared to other countries, and it will be a haven for drug labs, and money laundering.

I had my U.S. citizenship revoked, so I fled to Ferretdonia.

by King Anferny I August 31, 2003

ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.

When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??

by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006

FerretHuman

(noun) the form of creatures that will be created to serve us when Azwad Rahman rules the world, remember, you pissed him off enough

Holy Shit! That ferrethuman ate my mother's face, because shewanted to be diffeent!

by Ozzy R. March 8, 2009

ferretian

Unusually bigoted, closed minded or racist, weaselly or ferret-like.

Can you believe that joke he told yesterday about unemplyed mexicans? How ferretian.

by CriminallyVu1gar May 31, 2009