or, more properly, foecal beef.
n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."
"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009
Get the fecal beefmug. When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly lasting for up to 20 seconds.
Yo man i had to go so bad today, i thought it was gonna be chunks and hurt like hell, but it was just a fecal stream.
by Merk Stahlcini May 14, 2006
Get the fecal streammug. by lance buttermilk December 13, 2006
Get the fecal stokeagemug. "I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me
by MrMethod September 7, 2008
Get the fecal luciditymug. When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 7, 2013
Get the Fecal blizzardmug. /ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 23, 2010
Get the fecal footprintmug. A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019
Get the fecal terroristmug.