One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?
Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.
Guy 1: You sick fuck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.
Guy 1: You sick fuck!
by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009
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by Daddy March 4, 2003
Get the Fester mug.When I was working in a gas station in Ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to Kentucky Go Fasters we were talking about a raccoon tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.
In the early 1960s a car with Kentucky Go Fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where I worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.
by Soybeans October 21, 2008
Get the Kentucky Go Faster mug.To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”
by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009
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n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock
v: to be annoying, irritating
A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'
by katieishere May 9, 2005
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