fard

Alternate version of fart, often considered funnier too.

He farded during the funeral.

by james29642 January 7, 2021

fard

the worst word in any language

comes from the word “fart”

“omg shes such a fard”

“ew thats so fard”

by anonymous May 21, 2021

fagdad

Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."

"Yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who's holding his wife's purse? FAGDAD!"

by Ted Marx March 29, 2009

Fardy

A fart propelled tardy on the toilet. This is not to be confused with the common shart (AKA shit fart) which occurs in your underwear.

"Guess what I did this morning? A nice fardy!"

" I feel a fardy coming on."

by Papell December 18, 2012

farda

An overweight, morbidly obese female. Unpleasantly plump.

Wow, that FARDA must be at least 350lbs!

by pinolero209 October 20, 2018

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

fard

A female fart or a female's flatulence.

Alexandra did you just fard?!?!

by EmilyMeganAlexandraJordan June 20, 2006