failed art student

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

by somegermanbornon4/20 May 6, 2023

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

pixy false

whenever a peaceful thing has an unfortunate end.

A butterfly caught in a spider web is a pixy false.

by Ri;ku July 3, 2007

False Information

Noun: Exactly the same as real information except it is false. Most often used in the business world to conceal one's incompetence

"I didn't have anything prepared for the meeting so I presented a report of false information

by Drudger January 31, 2009

False Love

1:A love for something that is partial but, not truthful

2:Love for image but, not meaning

3:The opposite of true love

Fred: HEYYYYY Its Fred and i just love Judy so much like shes my favorite girll like EVAHHHHH
Intelligent Viewer:Wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. They don't love girls they play in mud,eat bugs, harass old people. There febish minds are too leniently closed
to feel the felling of false love.

by Dtheinnovator March 5, 2011