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Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 14, 2010
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"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."
by xpestilencex December 22, 2008
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Agnostic

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag
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agnostic atheism all the way

Agnostic Atheism All The Way/AAATW/ aaatw

Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not hold a belief in the existence of any deity and agnostic because they claim that the existence of a deity is either unknowable in principle or currently unknown in fact.

For Dumb People:
Agnostic Atheists don't believe in god(s) because there is nothing obvious scientific there to make them think other wise and they are agnostic because there is nothing to prove that there is no possibility of a god existing.

Atheism for evolution and agnostic for the truth.

This is to be contributed to the unnamed war of the internet of atheism vs theist.
Person A: yo, what is your religion?
Person X: agnostic atheism all the way!
Person A: what the fuck?
Person X: you don't know what it is?
Person A: fuck no!
Person X: itsssssss..................
by theWorldMaker October 13, 2015
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Romantically Agnostic

A doctrine or attitude affirming the uncertainty of all claims to romantic knowledge.
That couple isn't going to survive, the guy's totally romantically agnostic.
by TheTathamReewhoas February 24, 2011
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Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.
Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.
by Maybelline April 9, 2006
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agnostic

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.
There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.
by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009
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