Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

fonto

Originally called fronto, used to wrap weed in and make a blunt

Hey man you got any fonto on you?

Nah Im all out

by jeffyissohigh February 25, 2018

fontcest

When you are pure cancer and ship skeleton brothers. SKELETON. BROTHERS.

Player 1: Do you like undertale?
Player 2: I ship PapySans, forever.
Player 1: You ship skeleton brothers?
Player 2: Is there something wrong with that?
Player 1: No, but there skeletons, and brothers. You fontcest creep.

by Perfidiae May 10, 2017

Fonzy

Fonzy is another word that is interchangeably used with the conventional term- love. Fonzy has an omnipotent meaning that is tied with feelings such as: obsession; insanity; euphoria; adoration; benediction; etc. Once someone has found "fonzy" they have reached their highest high in life.. no drug can compare to this feeling of elation and rapture. Some symptoms include entering into a trance-like state and feeling tranquil throughout life.

I fonzy you. You are my fonzy.

by Bossalina August 25, 2012

cousin fondling

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

by *myself* June 10, 2005

fondness

the way you pick up another's bad habits; how your heart beats faster when they are around; how fundamentally strange it is that you get goosebumps and your love for them grows when you find out how odd they really are.

Upon learning about her love for "muttawn" (mutton), the fondness in my heart ignited.

by muttawnlova June 18, 2012

Fontan

A spanish family that is known for their inteligence.

Did you see how quickly he solve the quiz?
He must be a Fontan!

by andreas_kee February 27, 2008