fappish

When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).

Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.

by ibpms247 January 10, 2013

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappic

Something that is epic to the fap degree.

D: "brb im going to clean my laptop up to much on it"
J: "that was.......fappic D"

by JakobTTx December 22, 2009

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

California Fappers

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

fuppie

n: the offspring of the 1980s yuppie, they are found to have an idealistic view of life after growing up in a home with their sucessful parents' means at hand. this paricular group of youth expect to be handed everything without giving any work in return. they are not to be confused with anyone considered a traditonal east coast prep, however they can be associated with the more modern defition of prep (one who shops at hollister, abercrombie, or american Eagle ect.) because they share many social traits.

OR

as commonly used by nonyuppies from the 1980s:

n: an unattractive yuppie, or a yuppie from the mid-west who remains in their small hometown to raise their faimly and dominate the community by means of money having heavy influence over local politics, commerce, and decisions concerning education.

fuppies = fucking ugly yuppies.

"gary's dad went to yale for a degree in business and now he is ceo of some big company, too bad gary isn't going anywhere in life. he's destined to be a total fuppie."

"i'm tired of all the pta fuppies on the school board."

by sociological disaster November 7, 2008