facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

by cornfritter January 13, 2011

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

face splatter

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

Clown Factory

A crowded place so chock full of morons doing stupid things that they must be manufacturing them in a back room; thus, a factory. An organization housing so many idiots, it almost seems intentional.

"Want to hit Daily Grill?"
"Are you kidding? That place is a total clown factory. Last time we went, some muppet backed his Land Rover into 2 parked cars and ran over a potted tree on his way out."

by Karl Stall December 28, 2007

resting face

its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.

Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"

by Rainbow-Serpent January 24, 2015

Clown Factor

The Clown factor is the fear of doing something brave, because you are afraid to fail and be clowned by your friends and family. This factor must be considered before attempting something crazy, because the benefits from succeeding may not outweigh the clown factor of failure.

Juanteliio didn't ask Esmerelda to the prom because the clown factor of his rejection was too great

by DirtyDanZ September 10, 2019