eating kittens

Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.

Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.

Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick

by Cephiroth March 26, 2008

Emotional eating

Emotional eating is compulsive eating of food based on a person’s feelings rather than based on physical hunger and nutritional needs. One does not have to be overweight to fall in this category.

It’s thus common that emotional eaters associate certain food with at least one type of feeling of comfort, relief, joy, pleasure, and so on. To put it another way some types of foods end up being used like a drug or alcohol.

In overcoming emotional eating there is a challenge of separating one’s emotions from food and seeing food for what it is: as a nutritional source for the body. Like any habit forming and compulsive behavior emotional eating can be overcome.

Emotional eating includes when a person is happy he/she feels a compulsion to eat; a compulsion to eat when sad; when tired; a compulsion to eat in order to feel some sense of pleasure; and so on. The obsessive urge to eat is stimulated by emotions not by physical hunger and nutritional needs.

by Eric Gondwe (SpiritualWarfareDeliverance.com) May 3, 2008

eating disorder

Any of various disorders, as anorexia or bulima, characterized by severe disturbances in eating habits.

Because Jackie has an eating disorder she looks like one of those starving children as seen on CBN.

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

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by Andi March 14, 2005

eating pussy

when a guy gives a girl oral sex first he has to open up her legs then kiss her pussy then opens it with his tougue then licks the hood of clit then glentle rubs the clit till its stands up then fucks her with his tongue untill she bucks up from pleasure when she cums he licks all the cum up and repeats untill she orgasms

Michael is eating pussy untill i scream out w/ pleasure

by queenb2323 January 22, 2006

ass eating

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit

Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating

by Asseating6917 September 2, 2017

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010