erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
by al-in-chgo May 31, 2013
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school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason
Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect
by Haul8 October 16, 2015
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reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection
Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.
by peg'sbonbon June 10, 2014
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neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls
Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection
by Dwide schrude July 11, 2017
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erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
by penisman4273 January 23, 2023
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Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
by Nipplewomen June 07, 2005
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de-erection

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
by Harry Pudi December 28, 2006
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