When a person throws a dildo like a dart (or knife, depending on size) at a person who is bent over without pants in an attempt to lodge the dildo in that persons open anus
After the frat attempted the dallas dartboard, james’ asshole was bruised for a week and they all signed to a no homo agreement as per bro code
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One of the sexiest men on the planet!!!!!!!!! He is the hottest frickin' Greaser in the world!!!!!!!!!! He's from The Outsiders
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Get the Dallas mug.Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
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Not to be associated with other religious institutions in the area such as SMU, Baylor University, or TCU.
Abbreviated as UD, not to be confused with Urban Dictionary.
Not to be associated with other religious institutions in the area such as SMU, Baylor University, or TCU.
Abbreviated as UD, not to be confused with Urban Dictionary.
"You go to the University of Dallas?"
"Yes, work hard, pray hard."
"Say what?"
"That's how we roll... like the boulder on Jesus' grave."
"Yes, work hard, pray hard."
"Say what?"
"That's how we roll... like the boulder on Jesus' grave."
by t.Lo March 11, 2006
Get the university of dallas mug.1. Dallywood is the hollywood of Bangladesh. The capital city of Bangladesh is Dhaka and, so the "D" represents dhaka and implies the movie town of Bangladesh.
2. It prodcues the crappiest movie anyone has ever seen. The actresses are all fat and 90 years old. Tries to copy Hollywood and Bollywood but messes up big time. Only poor low class people watch it now.
2. It prodcues the crappiest movie anyone has ever seen. The actresses are all fat and 90 years old. Tries to copy Hollywood and Bollywood but messes up big time. Only poor low class people watch it now.
by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 2, 2005
Get the dallywood mug.a technique used by male humans on cats for erotic pleasure and finally achieve climax for the man and the feline but it is more important for the man. It involves many steps from seducing to full penetration of the creature. The steps are:
1. Call the cat towards yourself, if it is resistant use something to lure it such as milk or fresh fish.
2. Gently caress the cat from the top of its skull to the beginning of its tail, repeat for a couple minutes.
3.I. If it is a male cat calmly cradle its balls and proceed to massage the testicles until it starts purring.
-After the purring begins connect your tongue with the nuts and suck upon them as if they are a delicious piece of candy.
-Next grab a hold of its penis and then masturbate the feline.
-Finally let it unload its seminal fluids over your face.
3.II. If it is a female cat lick your index finger and thumb, gently rub the vagina and the anus of the feline for a couple minutes until it starts purring.
-After the purring start the insertion of finger inside the pussy's pussy and thumb down the poophole.
-Repeat a forward and backward motion inside both holes.
-Finally let it cum abundantly inside your mouth.
4.The time has finally come to get the pleasure that you crave and deserve, take out your penis, apply spittle to it to use as a lubricant.
5. Rub the tip of your cock against the vagina or anus of the creature until it is unbearable for you not to shove inside that glorious hole.
1. Call the cat towards yourself, if it is resistant use something to lure it such as milk or fresh fish.
2. Gently caress the cat from the top of its skull to the beginning of its tail, repeat for a couple minutes.
3.I. If it is a male cat calmly cradle its balls and proceed to massage the testicles until it starts purring.
-After the purring begins connect your tongue with the nuts and suck upon them as if they are a delicious piece of candy.
-Next grab a hold of its penis and then masturbate the feline.
-Finally let it unload its seminal fluids over your face.
3.II. If it is a female cat lick your index finger and thumb, gently rub the vagina and the anus of the feline for a couple minutes until it starts purring.
-After the purring start the insertion of finger inside the pussy's pussy and thumb down the poophole.
-Repeat a forward and backward motion inside both holes.
-Finally let it cum abundantly inside your mouth.
4.The time has finally come to get the pleasure that you crave and deserve, take out your penis, apply spittle to it to use as a lubricant.
5. Rub the tip of your cock against the vagina or anus of the creature until it is unbearable for you not to shove inside that glorious hole.
6. Use a powerful pelvic thrust to break the unseen barrier between the outside and the inside of the animal.
7. Make love to the cat like there is no tomorrow, spin it like a top, if male cradle the balls at the same time, if female finger other hole and rub&suck the nipples.
8. After the crazy bestial sex and you are about to climax roar like a lion making the cat compare you to its powerful cousin, then unleash your manly fluid inside creating a creampie. Dallig
7. Make love to the cat like there is no tomorrow, spin it like a top, if male cradle the balls at the same time, if female finger other hole and rub&suck the nipples.
8. After the crazy bestial sex and you are about to climax roar like a lion making the cat compare you to its powerful cousin, then unleash your manly fluid inside creating a creampie. Dallig
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