The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

disappointed Dusty

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

dinger dusty

A term that praises olivia hail when playing roblox or minecraft

that dinger dusty, olivia hail, is incredibly talented at minecraft

by hoes_mad June 19, 2019

Matthew Duffy

When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.

Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.

by easy_star June 14, 2022

Tits of Duty; ToD

Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty

Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.

Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD

by care package king November 16, 2011

Tour of duty

When you take a shit and clog every bathroom in your house

I just took a massive tour of duty in my house bro

by ppman78 August 24, 2021

Call of Duty

A mediocre game for Noobs who wouldn't know a REAL gaming experience if it was jammed up their ass, them taken out and slapped firmly across their head. Everything Cod does has been done before and BETTER. want a real game? try HL2, or Crysis, or Halo, or even TF2.

Call of Duty fanboy: I played CoD all night last night, and I unlocked fmj shotguns.
Gamer:*looks over at him* fuck you, Noob.

by LordXeras November 15, 2010