Dryingmachine

Somebody who's sheer presence already dries up every pussy in a one mile radius.

Ralph: Why are dryers not called dryingmachines?
Bella:Because that word is reserved for you.
Ralph:What do you mean?
Bella:My pussy us drying up as we speak.

by Heartsaintgay February 26, 2021

dringpiece

A word used to describe a hideously disfigured woman who tends to have extremely saggy undercarriage.

"Gee Wizzz!!! look at that absolute dringpiece" (usually accompanied with projectile vomit)

by driverfred June 30, 2007

deying

small ass penis. end of story. so small that it's microscopic. wait, they dont even have dicks.

damn! i would hate to be a deying!

by Arabian123456 June 22, 2011

Dringle

Mingle when you're drunk!

Kristoffer says: "I'm so going to that party and dringle tonight"

by 69the17 December 8, 2016

Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."

by Space Quest January 7, 2017

Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Dying Catfish

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs

Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob

by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017