doodspeak

n. using numbers and symbols to write in a different way.

|2 ''h3 3e$+ is a good example of doodspeak.

by Shot5times June 18, 2003

Doofass

A term describing a douce and a jackass combined.

Person 1: Why did you slap me in the back of the head, doofass.
Person 2: You're the doofass.

by Peterang November 5, 2012

doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

duface or dooface

Former late night, drive-thru, employee of a Yonkers, Ny Taco Bell who is extremely under-educated and partially retarded. Most memorable saying: "We're out of beef", which was barely audible between the crackling of the drive-thru speaker and the fact that he is partially retarded.

Yo J.W., I can't believe Duface is working again. Fuck this retard, lets go to the light for some wings instead.

by chad28 March 31, 2003

doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

doocs

expression used in wealthy private schools, that is used to describe a very gaseous white girl

(i.e Brimmer & May School etc.)
(sitting in english class)
Ben- "Dude you seriously gotta make Caitlin stop fartin."
Alex- " Man don't even try to stop them doocs"
Ben- " I guess so"

by Sex A Lex February 5, 2010