throat dishwasher

When a girl is deepthroating and the man urinates down her throat

This girl wouldn't let me piss before we did foreplay... so I gave her a throat dishwasher

by Thebigguy696969 May 27, 2017

Dishwasher

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018

dishwasher

v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.

Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.

by gr33nman August 26, 2013

Disasterbate

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

by aarby March 7, 2010

Disgusterous

Another word for "Disgusting" But is more fun to say... It will often lead to your girlfriend/boyfriend making a "Awwwwwwhhh" sound... -_-

Ewww... That's completely and totality disgusterous...

by Kirbm13st3r November 28, 2011

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

disgusterbating

The most disgusting thing worse than being caught masturbating

This tequila tastes disgusterbating!

by @angusta25 December 16, 2014