Divorcee

A variation of a cannonball. It is executed when you take a hit of marijuana, chug a glass of wine, and subsequently exhale.

I pulled a divorcee when I watched Sunshine of the Spotless Mind last night. I was in a weird place.

by KilgoreTrout420 October 28, 2013

Divorce party

loser who are divorce-ing and are having them party @ home with them friends

WoW ! this is my 3rd divorce party
i are the greatest

by Michal December 17, 2003

i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

divorce

the legel seperatoin of 2 peson it couses misunderstandings or differences of opinions . the somali ppl says dee waa jilicday iguma so coto iminka wa ka dahmatey wa in aan iska furo

my exwife she doesn't gives me enough attention dee was ban ku furey

by geenyo cali sayid April 21, 2005

divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.

John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.

by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011

divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.

Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.

by surfangel June 28, 2012

Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.

Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.

by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014