diddle

playing on your computer without doing any work

I used to diddle instead of doing homework

by snowboardnj September 10, 2019

Diddle

The molest a child or kid

Jimmy was diddled when he was younger so now he does like to be around people alot

by Diddled child January 19, 2022

Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017

diddle

the action of melting your dick into slime and putting it inside of a girls ass

dude last night I did the diddle with your mom

by Yellowduckyman February 11, 2021

Diddle a der

This is a generalized saying that can be used at the end of any sentence when trying to summarizing any explains. It gets addictive and you will find yourself using it more than you should. A great way to finish any sentence when you can't be bother explaining the whole story to others. Could also be spelt {Deddle a der}.

I went for a night out with the girls and it was like you know "Diddle a der". I picked the kids up from school then went to the shop then you know Diddle a der.

by Belinda Jane February 21, 2019

Diddle

A mix of a dingle berry and pee. When pee drips down to your dingleberry and makes it fall off.

My poop took me forever until I had a diddle.

by Diddlebomb1 May 23, 2022

Diddle of Dudes

- A group of guys

- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes

by Viper GD1 January 29, 2025