Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.

John let me diddle the fiddle last night...

by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020

diddled

Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.

"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"

by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

drop a diddle

To drop a deuce but for pedophiles/molesters. Often used as a way to get at dog fuckers.

I'm gonna drop a diddle!! Diddle deuce!!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Skittle Diddling

Female masturbation

Tanya was caught skittle diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Diddle

The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).

Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak

Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.

by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020