Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

by DanSussex December 25, 2007

Devoid droid

Customer service cogs who can't answer a straight question Like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are "I'm sorry", " I'm sorry", "I'm sorry."

I spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .

by Larklynchnoon June 22, 2017

Devoidant

An adjective describing someone who feels they are entirely lacking in something

"Tyler was devoidant of hope" or "after Lucy shit herself for the third time she felt devoidant of any sense of cleanliness"

by F42_Artist October 6, 2023

device cannibalism

If you charge a device with another device, like charging your smartphone with your laptop, without connecting the laptop to the power supply.

My laptop is charging my smartphone, that's device cannibalism, I know. But I need my phone right now.

by Zodiac1978 January 28, 2015

Devicestation

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.

The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.

by CFU June 4, 2015

devianni

A beautiful intelligent woman. Who is always there when you need her. Very supportive, caring, sexy, and independent. Enjoys a lot of affection and is very affectionate her self. Having Devianni is a blessing.

Devianni makes my life 100 times better ❣️

by Chachie120 March 14, 2017

deviani

Kind and friendly but can be such a bitch if they want. They can be either really hot or really not, but sometimes they are perfect, if you find a Deviani don't let them go EVER!

Holy shit it's a Deviani!
Don't let it go, it 's perfect!

by Undead Dictionary June 14, 2017