Declan Sykes

declan sykes is a sexy mother fucker with amazing talent.

"who's Declan Sykes?"
"Get Out Of My House"

by Sykes Army December 18, 2011

Declan

Massive shlong

Yooo look at his shlong. His name must be Declan.

by ygdecles March 31, 2020

Declan

a pretty okay kinda chap

well, hes a bit of a declan then.

by Coolest kids ever May 14, 2008

Declan

To wear your birthday suit to your mother's funeral and spasm on her corpse like a fish out of water.

Guy 1:"Dude, did you see that guy at Cecilia's funeral?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude that was rank, can't believe he Declan'd her!"

by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016

Declan

Hipster, typically from Snodland/Halling and goes to Equador to do aid work. He wears girls jeans and clothing made from his Nan's curtains. Has an Experiemental relationship with Alex. He is short and skinny and a wuss.

That guys weird ,he is a Declan.

by ElisElisE2Elisha157773 October 19, 2017

Declan

A chubby person who loves food and is angry when not given, he loves men and fortnite and is a big virgin

Katie : Declan I will not give you food!

Declan : ‘roars in rage ‘ GIVE ME IT

by THEMUFFINMANISFUN June 1, 2019

deflate

To attempt to lose weight

"I've been trying to deflate myself lately, but I just can't stop eating at McDonalds."

by FireBlaz64 May 16, 2015