A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...
The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...
by PImpGrease April 18, 2019
Get the Debt collector mug.A misspelling of the word 'debauchery.'
Incorrect: "Its going to be a nite of debautury. Your invited!"
Correct: "It's going to be a night of debauchery. You're invited!"
Correct: "It's going to be a night of debauchery. You're invited!"
by Das Grammar Nazi January 9, 2010
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A phrase when shouted allowed sounds like the phrase: "I wanna masterbate." It is commonly used among teenagers that like to shout random sexual things.
When Jenna was feeling giddy she screamed, "I won a math debate."
The men around her though she said something else...
The men around her though she said something else...
by FannyGal49 April 28, 2011
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The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.
If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.
by pifactorial August 6, 2008
Get the carbon debit mug.If you are a "Computer Genius" (aka, you know how to reformat a floppy) and agree to fix or, in any way remedy someone's computer problem, you have now "bought the debt." This means that it will be your eternal responsibility to instantly respond to any irregularity with, or question on, this machine.
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
I helped my friend's dad install Quickbooks last April and he is still calling me with printing problems...boy I really bought the debt on that one.
by Mcarr1 September 2, 2005
Get the Buy The Debt mug.Johnny: Steve is a Master debater because he is a master of debating.
Jack: ...What the fuck is the matter with you man?? *Runs away...
Johnny:
Jack: ...Oh wait *walks back
Jack: ...What the fuck is the matter with you man?? *Runs away...
Johnny:
Jack: ...Oh wait *walks back
by browngirlsdonttakebs May 15, 2009
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