Dane Cook 

1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy

2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.

1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.

Dane Cook by ashtastic August 4, 2008

dane cook 

a "comedian" who is all the rage. he cant make a decent film, but his jokes are stuff regular people can relate with and just sit back and realize how funny everything really is. yeah, he takes jokes from other comedians less famous then him, but he preforms them aTON better and thats what makes him a superstar.

dane cook- There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!

some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..

dane cook by billboardkid June 30, 2008

Dane Cooking 

Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.

Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.

Dane Cooking by Katie A W November 9, 2008

Dane Cook 

Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.

Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"

5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?

Dane Cook by aman13 July 18, 2010

dane hater 

1. A hatin' ass bitch who hates beautiful, majestic Great Danes for no good reason.
2. Someone who hates Dane Cook.

1. Jill - God, what's so great about Danes anyway?
Kelly - What is wrong with you Jill? God, you're such a Dane hater.

2. Jill - What's so great about Dane Cook anyway?
Kelly - You know what, Jill? I'm getting really sick of your Dane-hatin' ass.

dane hater by Gumby Shitbag July 25, 2007

Dane Cook 

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

Dane Cook by Quaff May 8, 2008

Dane Cook 

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

Dane Cook by Injectable August 8, 2008