douchebag

See Kanye West.

Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"

by zenakuten September 23, 2009

douchebag

I. One who is:

a. An asshole
b. Annoying
c. Makes no sense at all
d. a vagina (insult)

Jimmy: I told Melissa you're gay, so she wouldn't go out with you.
Sean: WTF, you douchebag.I knew you were uncool! one

by cece December 16, 2004

douchebag

a person who searches the internet for said word.

yep, you my friend, are a douchebag.

by look at you, dirty fucker September 16, 2010

Douchebag

Googling Google = Douchebag
YouTubing Youtube = Douchebag
UrbanDictionarying UrbanDictionary = Douchebag

Etc etc.

I googled google and it came up with a page that just said Douchebag..

by BilleMerkin October 19, 2010

douchebag

A technical term for adherents of the political philosophy of anarchism.

Specifically useful in reference to those who embrace "anarchism without adjectives," or reject the communist tradition within anarchism.

Wow, did you go to the spokes council last night? What a bunch of douchebags.

by canweriotnow October 6, 2011

douchebag

An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.

I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?

by heonlywishes April 28, 2008

Douchebag

(noun), Michael Moore.

John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.

by G.E.D. April 20, 2006