Definitions by heonlywishes

douchebag

An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.

I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?

douchebag by heonlywishes April 28, 2008