Dickshake

cum

Dammit gus you spilt your dickshake all over my buns

by Shrek Shack July 9, 2024

dickinshmurf

when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair

Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!

Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point

Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood

by tinglytiptoucher December 7, 2024

dickshitdeity

the new and improved shared religion in Canada. The 7 free floating delusions of reality combined with the unknown 8th sac religion, the religion of balls, the religion of man, the blasphemer.

"fagdoe introduced a religion by the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, a sac religion that combines all other religions, the religion of man. Born to make mistakes."

by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024

dickshitdeity

Canada has a new deity, the deity of man. The shared dickshitdeity, the 8th delusion of reality, that combines the 7 free floating delusions of reality. The blasphemer, sac religion. The religion of man, born to make mistakes.

" Our glorious dictaker fagdoe, has introduced the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, the religion of man sac religion the religion of balls."

by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024

duckish

adj., the ability to let words roll off you like water off of a duck’s back; unaffected

Since Michelle grew up, she’s not bothered by negative comments anymore. She’s become much more duckish.

by L. Ladnar December 28, 2024

Dickshitfart

When your penis farts and shits at the same time, a Dickshitfart.

Joe: hi Gerald
Gerald: My Penis just farted and shitted, Dickshitfart
Joe: Gerald.. what the fuck

by Fartmaster9000 April 12, 2025

Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

by Radassh March 17, 2026