Skip to main content

celebrityism

Our culture's following of celebrities and caring about the stuff that they do. This is the reason that things such as the divorce of Kim Kardashian, and the the things that celebrities wear day to day, are featured as top articles on many websites.
Here is an example of celebrityism:

"I just read an article about how Justin Bieber got a new haircut."

"Send me the link"

"No need, just go to Yahoo, and it'll be the top article."
by Mishae October 31, 2011
mugGet the celebrityism mug.

Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.
"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.
by Tdog13 April 7, 2010
mugGet the Celebrity Shot mug.

Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken
by mrxskull July 9, 2013
mugGet the Celebrity mug.

celebritarian

Media people who emerge during international disasters asking for donations, playing the lead rôle in Guilting for Dollars.
George Clooney is a good person who makes decent movies. But one more celebritarian move & I'm taking all his titles off my NetFlix queue.
by juke of url January 19, 2010
mugGet the celebritarian mug.

Celebritism

Celebritism is a lifestyle on wants to achieve, a lifestyle portrayed in media. Includes, spending lots of money, going on fad diets, and hurting people to get their face in the cameras shot.

Some people hide the fact that they are Celebritist, because of their schemes to get themselves famous.
But some openly admit, it through song, action, and word.
Some people (like me) consider the form of open Celebritism a good thing.
Britney Flickinger (Paris Hilton's my new BFF Season 1 winner) had a serious case of Celebritism, the kind where you hide it for your own agenda. She had it so bad she was willing to lie to Paris Hilton, and all the other castmates to win.

Lady Gaga, is now very famous but in her songs, she mentions, fame, sex, and alcohol, 3 main ingredients of a Celebritists' diet.
by Tom Ruem October 18, 2009
mugGet the Celebritism mug.

small town celebrity

A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.

Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.
badass: "yo i was at this girls house last night with the rest of my crew and i got this girl drunk off of a sparks and she gave me head it was so sweet."

decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.

badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."

normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"

badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"

normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"

badass: "your a liar."

normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"

badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"

normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"

badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"

normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"

badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"
by normal kid in ohio August 3, 2008
mugGet the small town celebrity mug.

Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.
John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
mugGet the Celebrity pickupology mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email